TeleCaller: Sir, We are calling from xyz, We have an exciting offer for you?
Satan Infernous: Yeah, So you people are going to clean the overflowing gutter in the neighbourhood?
TS: Sir, I'm speaking about pqrs offer.
Satan: Why don't you & your colleagues along with your manager come along on this Sunday & clean up?
TS: Excuse me? (irritated)
Satan: No excuses
TS: This is ridiculous
Satan: No this is philanthrophy!
(She hangs up)